Royals 13, Twins 9: It wasn’t that close
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Standin’ in the rain, in a frigid pour;
Couldn’t start the hittin’; it was a wretched score.
There at Kauffman was loud, from the bleachers they scream;
KCR gave their all, they’ve got a better team.
It was one to twelve, just blew us away;
There were stars on the rise, but not for Minny today:
They came to beat us cleanly, tallies further and more,
Couldn’t throw, couldn’t field it, and the fanbase swore.
That’s one to twelve: not good, understand?
Didn’t take long ‘til out of hand.
And one to twelve’s so lame, you know,
So the fans will picket, none desiring to go.
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The eighth came knockin’, the gap to chop,
Not enough of sockin’ before any offense had to stop.
‘Cause we will lose out here, though, (no stars on the rise)
Drinking booze out here, though.
It was one to twelve (lose out here, no stars on the rise),
Lose out here, though (stars on the rise)
With not a drive tonight.
There’s a Comment of the Game, and it’s ready to share:
Gonna give it to SooFoo and our joint despair.
Put this loss in the past, this cold day in the rain
Where that one to twelve had us all in pain.
‘Cause the losing keeps a-stockin’, it just won’t stop;
Any hope is blockin’, so long until we’ll see the top,
‘Cause we will lose out here, though, (no stars on the rise)
Drinking booze out here, though. (no stars on the rise)
Yeah, lose out here, though, (stars on the rise)
It was one to twelve (stars on the rise)
With not a drive,
Not a drive tonight.
Yeah, the losing keeps a-stockin’, it just won’t stop;
Any hope is blockin’, so long until we’ll see the top,
‘Cause we will lose out here, though, (no stars on the rise)
Drinking booze out here, though. (ahh-ahh-ahh)
Lose out here, though,
Lose out here, though,
With no stars on the rise;
Stars on the rise…
I wrote that when it was 12-1. Subsequently, the Twins chipped their way back, but ended up four runs short. Josh Bell hit one out, so there was a “drive tonight” after all.